Britney Spears - Circus
Britney Spears wants to be a Fascist Dictator. FACT. Dave explains.
There's only two types of people in the world:
The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe
Well baby, I'm a put on a show kind of girl
Don't like the backseat, gotta be first
Britney has a very narrow view of the world as she has basically split the populace into those who entertain and those who don't. Naturally she has placed herself highly on her manufactured hierarchy of humanity as why would she want to associate with the little people in her new world order. Britney's a dictator pure and simple and not a benevolent leader. I have to say if I were comparing Ms Spears to historical world leaders she would compare with a certain Adolf Hitler, she is certainly no Mahatma Ghandi after all.
However may I be the first to welcome our new Fuehrer, and beg her eternal mercy for being in her untermensh of those who observe. PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO THE ENTERTAINMENT CAMPS BRITNEY!
I'm like the ringleader,
I call the shots (Call the shots)
I'm like a firecracker,
I make it hot
Our new fuehrer appears to be setting down a few ground rules for us mere mortals, and one of the first and strongly asserted rules is that she calls the shots and makes things hot. I don't know if this now means that she's in control of our gas supply, but I suspect that if we upset our venerable leader that we may be enjoying our last hot cup of tea for some time.
When I put on a show,
I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins,
Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break
Britney when she attends her mass rallies actually gets a kick from everyone shouting "heil" it would seem. It's nice to see someone who enjoys their job (no matter how ironic this line is if one considers Brit's career and her subsequent decent into madness) and no one gets more worked up about a show than Britney. After all there's lyrics to mime, dance moves to remember and to wish an audience a merry Christmas even if the country she's performing in is non-christian.
I'm like a performer,
The dance floor is my stage
Better be ready,
Hope that you feel the same
Why use words when you can use interpretive dance. This seems to be Britler's second doctrine, and I guess we had better start learning how to communicate with dance before her secret police take us away for thought crimes. I suspect that one day when Britler is overthrown the brave soldiers who fought for our freedom will laud their achievement over future generations by saying, "if it wasn't for me you'd be speaking in dance right now!"
All eyes on me in the center of the ring
Just like a circus
When I crack that whip everybody gon' trip
Just like a circus
Don't stand there watching me,
Follow me, show me what you can do
Everybody let go, We can make a dance floor
Just like a circus
Oh no! I knew that ol' Brit was a bit of a toughie when it comes to law and order but I didn't expect her to crack the whip on us too much. I expect that she's trying to ward off anyone from rising up against her new world order, by threatening zero tolerance. Who knows we may see a revival of traitors gate with severed heads and all. Also it would be wise to pay attention to what she's up to as she want all eyes on her at all time (probably whether she the leering gaze or not, thanks to the paparazzi).
I see Britney much like her counterpart Adolf is a fan of organizing marches as well as rallies. She actively encourages a good healthy dose of marching daily to keep the population healthy and loyal to her great cause (I'm not sure what the cause is but I hope it doesn't involve lebensraum...). However one thing seems quite amiss and that is her method of making similes, as she compares a circus to a dance floor. I don't quite follow how this works as a dance floor is a crowded sweaty place where people gyrate rhythmically, whereas a circus contains lions and tigers (well historically at least) and even the odd elephant. Needless to say combining the two would be a disaster and I wonder if the first signs of megalomania are appearing in Britler.
There's only two types of guys out there:
Ones that can hang with me, and ones that are scared
So baby, I hope that you came prepared
I run a tight ship, so beware
Britney's up to her old trick again, and this time she's narrowing down masculinity pairing the gender off into the ones who can hang with her and those who are scared. Now there are very good reason why people are scared of this young madam and the first reason is that her security would probably have any approaching Romeos' beaten up and maybe even killed. Then there are numerous other good reasons such as her bouts of madness, paparazzi following and family baggage etc. She claims to run a tight ship but that sounds like bollocks to me.
Let's go!
(Uh, uh, uh, uh, Uh-huh)
Let me see what you can do
(Uh, uh, uh, uh, Uh-huh)
I'm running this
(Like, like, like, like a circus)
Yeah, like a what?
(Like, like, like, like a circus)
Right so as we've already established Britney's running a circus (or a third reich it's hard to say) and she's just checking with the audience that she is doing that and not something else. You'd expect she'd know what she's currently doing (ahem).
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